Season 1 Elections

The Season 1 Elections resulted in, among other things, Witnesses and Weather.

The Dunwich Barbarians won the Lessons of Experience blessing, with all team stats boosted by 6%. The Long Island Long Cats won the Hunger For Victory blessing, giving the team's hitting a 10% boost. The Las Vegas Nights won the Schadenfreude blessing, giving the team's pitching a 10% boost. The Wyoming Scarecrows won the Aura Restructuring from random choice, re-rolling the stats of the five worst players on the team (at the time Mcfarland Eberhardt, Timmy Longarms, Baldwin Underbuck, Jode Davids, and Tevin Swagger).

Finally, the Bermuda Triangles won the Forced Recruitment, Hitter blessing, which activated on newly-rerolled Baldwin Underbuck as the best hitter in the league, but thanks to their new Witness modification, Underbuck remained on the Scarecrows. The Luna Struts won the Forced Recruitment, Pitcher blessing, which activated on newly-rerolled Tevin Swagger, joining the Struts' Rotation and swapping with Hatfield Awakestorey.