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==Lore== | |||
Tucker Spliff is a Stockton, New Jersey native and a farmer, managing and working on a small-scale family-owned farm. He was recommended as an addition to the Gardens and the Remediation Project by fellow Stockton native and childhood friend [[Stout Maybe]], remediation specialist, who was aware of both his interest in taking care of the land and his honed skill at hitting things with blaseball bats, albeit usually mailboxes from moving cars. He is most known to fans for having a long blunt holder hanging out of his mouth at all times. All questions about where he gets his weed from, what kind he smokes, et cetera, are consistently answered with 'Not for sale'. | |||
Tucker is the resident caretaker and minder of [[Sullivan Aliciakeyes]], as he has the patience, firm hand, and ability to not take psychic damage from constant exposure to the mandragore's hellish screams that the task requires. He has attempted to get dates by putting 'single dad' on his dating profiles, but the child in question being a shrieking plant goblin on a kiddie leash tends to put people off when they discover it. | |||
Tucker is deaf and makes partial use of hearing aids; like a number of other Gardens players, he communicates in American Sign Language and catcher sign. (ASL speakers outside the Gardens regularly find their speed and slang impenetrable and incomprehensible.) He is known to visibly turn his aids off when asked questions he doesn't want to answer, which is often. | |||
==Trivia== | |||
* Tucker's jersey number is 420. (Blaze it.) | |||
* Tucker's position is catcher. | |||
Latest revision as of 14:57, 22 August 2022
Tucker Spliff is a Narrative League Blaseball player.
| Tucker Spliff | |
|---|---|
| Team: | New Jersey Gardens |
| Position: | Rotation |
| Batting: | 1.6 |
| Pitching: | 2.2 |
| Baserunning: | 1.5 |
| Defense: | 2.3 |
| Fate: | 29 |
| Peanut Allergy: | YES |
| Evolution: | Base |
| Pre-Game Ritual: | Rally-cap |
| Coffee: | Black |
| Blood: | Psychic |
| Soul: | 3 |
| Tucker Spliff on the NLB main site | |
Lore[edit]
Tucker Spliff is a Stockton, New Jersey native and a farmer, managing and working on a small-scale family-owned farm. He was recommended as an addition to the Gardens and the Remediation Project by fellow Stockton native and childhood friend Stout Maybe, remediation specialist, who was aware of both his interest in taking care of the land and his honed skill at hitting things with blaseball bats, albeit usually mailboxes from moving cars. He is most known to fans for having a long blunt holder hanging out of his mouth at all times. All questions about where he gets his weed from, what kind he smokes, et cetera, are consistently answered with 'Not for sale'.
Tucker is the resident caretaker and minder of Sullivan Aliciakeyes, as he has the patience, firm hand, and ability to not take psychic damage from constant exposure to the mandragore's hellish screams that the task requires. He has attempted to get dates by putting 'single dad' on his dating profiles, but the child in question being a shrieking plant goblin on a kiddie leash tends to put people off when they discover it.
Tucker is deaf and makes partial use of hearing aids; like a number of other Gardens players, he communicates in American Sign Language and catcher sign. (ASL speakers outside the Gardens regularly find their speed and slang impenetrable and incomprehensible.) He is known to visibly turn his aids off when asked questions he doesn't want to answer, which is often.
Trivia[edit]
- Tucker's jersey number is 420. (Blaze it.)
- Tucker's position is catcher.