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Sullivan Aliciakeyes was harvested from the garden of a Stockton, New Jersey resident [identity expunged from public records, for privacy reasons] who had mistakenly believed that she had received and was growing Dioscorea polystachya (Chinese yam, or white ñame). Instead, she had been growing mandrakes-- the harvesting of which sent her to the local hospital with ruptured eardrums and signs of delirium. While the rest of the unharvested mandrakes were collected by specialists, the one freed specimen wandered until it was captured by the Passaic Industrial Remediation Learning Center, where it was adopted as an "awful little mascot". Attitudes soured towards 'Sulky', as they were nicknamed, as they developed an interest in very loud music and a taste for blood, but it was decided the burgeoning New Jersey Gardens blaseball team needed another | Sullivan Aliciakeyes was harvested from the garden of a Stockton, New Jersey resident [identity expunged from public records, for privacy reasons] who had mistakenly believed that she had received and was growing Dioscorea polystachya (Chinese yam, or white ñame). Instead, she had been growing mandrakes-- the harvesting of which sent her to the local hospital with ruptured eardrums and signs of delirium. While the rest of the unharvested mandrakes were collected by specialists, the one freed specimen wandered until it was captured by the Passaic Industrial Remediation Learning Center, where it was adopted as an "awful little mascot". Attitudes soured towards 'Sulky', as they were nicknamed, as they developed an interest in very loud music and a taste for blood, but it was decided the burgeoning New Jersey Gardens blaseball team needed another player and the "horrid gremlin" had excess energy to burn. | ||
While most of the team is psychically harmed by the sound of Sulky's screaming and general antics, a rare few are immune. [[Washer Elftower]] has expressed an almost parental affection towards the fellow plant-based player, declaring them and its tendency to eat small animals and misplaced objects "cute". [[Tucker Spliff]], being deaf, is not impacted by the mandrake's supernatural qualities, and as he doesn't have the same permissive attitude as Elftower towards Sulky's behavior, he was unanimously put in charge of its care and supervision. He is most often the one holding the modified child leash that Sulky is harnessed to at all times when not on the blaseball field. | While most of the team is psychically harmed by the sound of Sulky's screaming and general antics, a rare few are immune. [[Washer Elftower]] has expressed an almost parental affection towards the fellow plant-based player, declaring them and its tendency to eat small animals and misplaced objects "cute". [[Tucker Spliff]], being deaf, is not impacted by the mandrake's supernatural qualities, and as he doesn't have the same permissive attitude as Elftower towards Sulky's behavior, he was unanimously put in charge of its care and supervision. He is most often the one holding the modified child leash that Sulky is harnessed to at all times when not on the blaseball field. | ||
Latest revision as of 15:29, 22 August 2022
Sullivan Aliciakeyes is a Narrative League Blaseball player.
| Sullivan Aliciakeyes | |
|---|---|
| Team: | New Jersey Gardens |
| Position: | Rotation |
| Batting: | 1.6 |
| Pitching: | 2.2 |
| Baserunning: | 1.9 |
| Defense: | 3.8 |
| Fate: | 74 |
| Peanut Allergy: | YES |
| Evolution: | Base |
| Pre-Game Ritual: | Shouting GAMETIME! |
| Coffee: | Heavy Foam |
| Blood: | AA |
| Soul: | 3 |
| Sullivan Aliciakeyes on the NLB main site | |
Lore[edit]
Sullivan Aliciakeyes was harvested from the garden of a Stockton, New Jersey resident [identity expunged from public records, for privacy reasons] who had mistakenly believed that she had received and was growing Dioscorea polystachya (Chinese yam, or white ñame). Instead, she had been growing mandrakes-- the harvesting of which sent her to the local hospital with ruptured eardrums and signs of delirium. While the rest of the unharvested mandrakes were collected by specialists, the one freed specimen wandered until it was captured by the Passaic Industrial Remediation Learning Center, where it was adopted as an "awful little mascot". Attitudes soured towards 'Sulky', as they were nicknamed, as they developed an interest in very loud music and a taste for blood, but it was decided the burgeoning New Jersey Gardens blaseball team needed another player and the "horrid gremlin" had excess energy to burn.
While most of the team is psychically harmed by the sound of Sulky's screaming and general antics, a rare few are immune. Washer Elftower has expressed an almost parental affection towards the fellow plant-based player, declaring them and its tendency to eat small animals and misplaced objects "cute". Tucker Spliff, being deaf, is not impacted by the mandrake's supernatural qualities, and as he doesn't have the same permissive attitude as Elftower towards Sulky's behavior, he was unanimously put in charge of its care and supervision. He is most often the one holding the modified child leash that Sulky is harnessed to at all times when not on the blaseball field.
Trivia[edit]
- Sulky's pregame scream of "GAMETIME!" has been discovered to not only be an excellent method of excising any excess energy it may have before a game, but it also has an incredible demoralizing effect on the opposing team. However, it also has an incredible demoralizing effect on the same team, and the fans in attendance. Despite this, on-field maulings are down by an approximate 73% since its inception, so looking into an alternate pregame exercise for Sulky is not currently a high priority for Management.