Boyfriend Maldonado - Revision history

https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Boyfriend_Maldonado Boyfriend Maldonado - Revision history 2026-07-01T05:42:03Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.38.2 https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Boyfriend_Maldonado&diff=519&oldid=prev 97.97.2.83 at 18:33, 9 November 2024 2024-11-09T18:33:47Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 11:33, 9 November 2024</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l5">Line 5:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 5:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>==Lore==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>==Lore==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend Maldonado was produced as a standard abstract black plastic mannequin in an unknown factory, and was soon after purchased in a bulk order by the fashion chain store Forever 2001 in Waterbridge Mall, Bridgewater, New Jersey, and subsequently displayed on the shop floor. She spent an unknown amount of time blissfully <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">aware </del>of her existence. According to an interview, her first moment of consciousness was one where a shopper pointed her phone at her, addressing a Facetime call on her screen saying, "do you think I could pull this off? I dunno. It's soooo out of style." Boyfriend's immediate existential crisis of being a living, thinking entity forced into the role of object was overriden by a much more severe one-- she was ''unfashionable.'' Boyfriend quickly planned her escape, fleeing the mall and making her way to Stockton, New Jersey. (Management of the New Jersey Gardens and the Passaic Industrial Remediation Learning Center both deny any knowledge or involvement with approximately $650USD of merchandise from Forever 2001 Waterbridge going missing on the night of May 6, 20▇▇, and dispute the existence of a Yloutube video purporting to be security footage from the same night titled "REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT) HAUNTED MANNEQUIN AT MALL???" which gathered about 80,000 views before disappearing from the Internet about a month after it was posted.)</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend Maldonado was produced as a standard abstract black plastic mannequin in an unknown factory, and was soon after purchased in a bulk order by the fashion chain store Forever 2001 in Waterbridge Mall, Bridgewater, New Jersey, and subsequently displayed on the shop floor. She spent an unknown amount of time blissfully <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unaware </ins>of her existence. According to an interview, her first moment of consciousness was one where a shopper pointed her phone at her, addressing a Facetime call on her screen saying, "do you think I could pull this off? I dunno. It's soooo out of style." Boyfriend's immediate existential crisis of being a living, thinking entity forced into the role of object was overriden by a much more severe one-- she was ''unfashionable.'' Boyfriend quickly planned her escape, fleeing the mall and making her way to Stockton, New Jersey. (Management of the New Jersey Gardens and the Passaic Industrial Remediation Learning Center both deny any knowledge or involvement with approximately $650USD of merchandise from Forever 2001 Waterbridge going missing on the night of May 6, 20▇▇, and dispute the existence of a Yloutube video purporting to be security footage from the same night titled "REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT) HAUNTED MANNEQUIN AT MALL???" which gathered about 80,000 views before disappearing from the Internet about a month after it was posted.)</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend is still a mannequin, but her plastic body has been modified to have more points of articulation, making her as mobile as her fellow humanoids and a surprisingly good splortswoman. Her true passion is her style and aesthetics, and along with her passion for clothes, she has a rotating collection of wigs and paints facial features on her blank face daily. Her fashion sensibilities are known to clash with the sport; she has agreed to at least wear the team colors on the field, if not the standard uniform overalls, however, her insistence on wearing heels at all times hampers what would otherwise be good baserunning. </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend is still a mannequin, but her plastic body has been modified to have more points of articulation, making her as mobile as her fellow humanoids and a surprisingly good splortswoman. Her true passion is her style and aesthetics, and along with her passion for clothes, she has a rotating collection of wigs and paints facial features on her blank face daily. Her fashion sensibilities are known to clash with the sport; she has agreed to at least wear the team colors on the field, if not the standard uniform overalls, however, her insistence on wearing heels at all times hampers what would otherwise be good baserunning. </div></td></tr> </table>

97.97.2.83 https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Boyfriend_Maldonado&diff=465&oldid=prev Rabbittraps at 22:20, 22 August 2022 2022-08-22T22:20:40Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 15:20, 22 August 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l5">Line 5:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 5:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>==Lore==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>==Lore==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend Maldonado was produced as a standard abstract black plastic mannequin in an unknown factory, and was soon after purchased in a bulk order by the fashion chain store Forever 2001 in Waterbridge Mall, Bridgewater, New Jersey, and subsequently displayed on the shop floor. She spent an unknown amount of time blissfully aware of her existence. According to an interview, her first moment of consciousness was one where a shopper pointed her phone at her, addressing a Facetime call on her screen saying, "do you think I could pull this off? I dunno. It's soooo out of style." Boyfriend's immediate existential crisis of being a living, thinking <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">being </del>was overriden by a much more severe one-- she was ''unfashionable.'' Boyfriend quickly planned her escape, fleeing the mall<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><ref>About </del>$<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">700USD in </del>merchandise <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">was reported missing </del>from <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">the </del>Forever 2001 <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">store in </del>Waterbridge <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Mall </del>the <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">morning </del>of May <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">7, 20▇▇, but no cause or culprit was located.</ref> <ref>On May 8</del>, 20▇▇, footage from <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">a security camera dated two days prior was posted to Yloutube with </del>the <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">title </del>"REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT) HAUNTED MANNEQUIN AT MALL"<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">. The one-minute, thirteen-second video was up for three months and collected </del>about <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">60</del>,000 views before <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">suddenly </del>disappearing from the Internet.<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ref> and made her way to Stockton, New Jersey.</del></div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend Maldonado was produced as a standard abstract black plastic mannequin in an unknown factory, and was soon after purchased in a bulk order by the fashion chain store Forever 2001 in Waterbridge Mall, Bridgewater, New Jersey, and subsequently displayed on the shop floor. She spent an unknown amount of time blissfully aware of her existence. According to an interview, her first moment of consciousness was one where a shopper pointed her phone at her, addressing a Facetime call on her screen saying, "do you think I could pull this off? I dunno. It's soooo out of style." Boyfriend's immediate existential crisis of being a living, thinking <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">entity forced into the role of object </ins>was overriden by a much more severe one-- she was ''unfashionable.'' Boyfriend quickly planned her escape, fleeing the mall <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">and making her way to Stockton, New Jersey. (Management of the New Jersey Gardens and the Passaic Industrial Remediation Learning Center both deny any knowledge or involvement with approximately </ins>$<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">650USD of </ins>merchandise from Forever 2001 Waterbridge <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">going missing on </ins>the <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">night </ins>of May <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">6</ins>, 20▇▇, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">and dispute the existence of a Yloutube video purporting to be security </ins>footage from the <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">same night titled </ins>"REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT) HAUNTED MANNEQUIN AT MALL<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">???</ins>" <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">which gathered </ins>about <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">80</ins>,000 views before disappearing from the Internet <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">about a month after it was posted</ins>.<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">)</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend is still a mannequin, but her plastic body has been modified to have more points of articulation, making her as mobile as her fellow humanoids and a surprisingly good splortswoman. Her true passion is her style and aesthetics, and along with her passion for clothes, she has a rotating collection of wigs and paints facial features on her blank face daily. Her fashion sensibilities are known to clash with the sport; she has <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">managed to agree </del>to at least wear the team colors on the field, if not the standard uniform overalls, however, her insistence on wearing heels at all times hampers what would otherwise be good baserunning. </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend is still a mannequin, but her plastic body has been modified to have more points of articulation, making her as mobile as her fellow humanoids and a surprisingly good splortswoman. Her true passion is her style and aesthetics, and along with her passion for clothes, she has a rotating collection of wigs and paints facial features on her blank face daily. Her fashion sensibilities are known to clash with the sport; she has <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">agreed </ins>to at least wear the team colors on the field, if not the standard uniform overalls, however, her insistence on wearing heels at all times hampers what would otherwise be good baserunning. </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend has no capability for speech; like a number of other Gardens players, she communicates in American Sign Language. (ASL speakers outside the Gardens regularly find their speed and slang impenetrable and incomprehensible.)</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Boyfriend has no capability for speech; like a number of other Gardens players, she communicates in American Sign Language. (ASL speakers outside the Gardens regularly find their speed and slang impenetrable and incomprehensible.)</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><references/></del></div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">==Trivia==</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div> </div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Boyfriend's jersey number is 99.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Despite no need or ability to consume food or drink, and expressed confusion when asked how she takes her coffee, she is often seen with an elaborate, Instlagrammable drink in hand. She has expressed that as a "fun drink girly", this is part of her cultivated "vibe". Other Gardens members are often passed her various drinks to hold while she signs, texts, or bats.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Boyfriend is banned from bringing her handbag on the field, so as to prevent her from hitting other players with it.</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

Rabbittraps https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Boyfriend_Maldonado&diff=464&oldid=prev Rabbittraps at 21:25, 22 August 2022 2022-08-22T21:25:49Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 14:25, 22 August 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l2">Line 2:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 2:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{#nlb: player | 184}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{#nlb: player | 184}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">==Lore==</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Boyfriend Maldonado was produced as a standard abstract black plastic mannequin in an unknown factory, and was soon after purchased in a bulk order by the fashion chain store Forever 2001 in Waterbridge Mall, Bridgewater, New Jersey, and subsequently displayed on the shop floor. She spent an unknown amount of time blissfully aware of her existence. According to an interview, her first moment of consciousness was one where a shopper pointed her phone at her, addressing a Facetime call on her screen saying, "do you think I could pull this off? I dunno. It's soooo out of style." Boyfriend's immediate existential crisis of being a living, thinking being was overriden by a much more severe one-- she was ''unfashionable.'' Boyfriend quickly planned her escape, fleeing the mall<ref>About $700USD in merchandise was reported missing from the Forever 2001 store in Waterbridge Mall the morning of May 7, 20▇▇, but no cause or culprit was located.</ref> <ref>On May 8, 20▇▇, footage from a security camera dated two days prior was posted to Yloutube with the title "REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT) HAUNTED MANNEQUIN AT MALL". The one-minute, thirteen-second video was up for three months and collected about 60,000 views before suddenly disappearing from the Internet.</ref> and made her way to Stockton, New Jersey.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Boyfriend is still a mannequin, but her plastic body has been modified to have more points of articulation, making her as mobile as her fellow humanoids and a surprisingly good splortswoman. Her true passion is her style and aesthetics, and along with her passion for clothes, she has a rotating collection of wigs and paints facial features on her blank face daily. Her fashion sensibilities are known to clash with the sport; she has managed to agree to at least wear the team colors on the field, if not the standard uniform overalls, however, her insistence on wearing heels at all times hampers what would otherwise be good baserunning. </ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Boyfriend has no capability for speech; like a number of other Gardens players, she communicates in American Sign Language. (ASL speakers outside the Gardens regularly find their speed and slang impenetrable and incomprehensible.)</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><references/></ins></div></td></tr> </table>

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