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	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_1_Elections&amp;diff=518</id>
		<title>Season 1 Elections</title>
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		<updated>2022-12-13T19:56:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The Season 1 Elections resulted in, among other things, [[Witness|Witnesses]] and [[Weather]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Dunwich Barbarians]] won the &#039;&#039;Lessons of Experience&#039;&#039; blessing, with all team stats boosted by 6%. The [[Long Island Long Cats]] won the &#039;&#039;Hunger For Victory&#039;&#039; blessing, giving the team&#039;s hitting a 10% boost. The [[Las Vegas Nights]] won the &#039;&#039;Schadenfreude&#039;&#039; blessing, giving the team&#039;s pitching a 10% boost. The [[Wyoming Scarecrows]] won the &#039;&#039;Aura Restructuring&#039;&#039; from random choice, re-rolling the stats of the five worst players on the team (at the time [[Mcfarland Eberhardt]], [[Timmy Longarms]], [[Baldwin Underbuck]], [[Jode Davids]], and [[Tevin Swagger]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finally, the [[Bermuda Triangles]] won the &#039;&#039;Forced Recruitment, Hitter&#039;&#039; blessing, which activated on newly-rerolled Baldwin Underbuck as the best hitter in the league, but thanks to their new Witness modification, Underbuck remained on the Scarecrows. The [[Luna Struts]] won the &#039;&#039;Forced Recruitment, Pitcher&#039;&#039; blessing, which activated on newly-rerolled Tevin Swagger, joining the Struts&#039; Rotation and swapping with [[Hatfield Awakestorey]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Season 1 Elections also marks the first appearance of the [[Red Voice]], who became notably upset at the Witness&#039; Vigil, but quickly changed moods with the implementation of Weather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elections]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_1_Elections&amp;diff=517</id>
		<title>Season 1 Elections</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_1_Elections&amp;diff=517"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T19:46:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: filling in details for S1 Elections&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Season 1 Elections resulted in, among other things, [[Witness|Witnesses]] and [[Weather]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Dunwich Barbarians]] won the &#039;&#039;Lessons of Experience&#039;&#039; blessing, with all team stats boosted by 6%. The [[Long Island Long Cats]] won the &#039;&#039;Hunger For Victory&#039;&#039; blessing, giving the team&#039;s hitting a 10% boost. The [[Las Vegas Nights]] won the &#039;&#039;Schadenfreude&#039;&#039; blessing, giving the team&#039;s pitching a 10% boost. The [[Wyoming Scarecrows]] won the &#039;&#039;Aura Restructuring&#039;&#039; from random choice, re-rolling the stats of the five worst players on the team (at the time [[Mcfarland Eberhardt]], [[Timmy Longarms]], [[Baldwin Underbuck]], [[Jode Davids]], and [[Tevin Swagger]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finally, the [[Bermuda Triangles]] won the &#039;&#039;Forced Recruitment, Hitter&#039;&#039; blessing, which activated on newly-rerolled Baldwin Underbuck as the best hitter in the league, but thanks to their new Witness modification, Underbuck remained on the Scarecrows. The [[Luna Struts]] won the &#039;&#039;Forced Recruitment, Pitcher&#039;&#039; blessing, which activated on newly-rerolled Tevin Swagger, joining the Struts&#039; Rotation and swapping with [[Hatfield Awakestorey]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elections]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=516</id>
		<title>Bonk Dracaena</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=516"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T19:37:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 60}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bonk Dracaena is a Narrative League Blaseball player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dracaena is also the owner of the [[File:Modbonk.png|Bonk Stick - The legendary bonk stick.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonk Stick&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has been since the [[Season 2 Elections]]. Dracaena also has the [[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Grandstanding]]&#039;&#039;&#039; modification.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_3&amp;diff=515</id>
		<title>Season 3</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_3&amp;diff=515"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T07:04:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: creating page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The [[Dunwich Barbarians]] won the Season 2 Championship, overcoming the [[Memphis Magicians]] for their second Championship Win.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Season 3 Elections]] saw the introduction of [[File:Moddebt.png|Debt - A reckoning cannot be postponed indefinitely.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Debt&#039;&#039;&#039; to the league.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Seasons]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_2&amp;diff=514</id>
		<title>Season 2</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_2&amp;diff=514"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T07:01:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: creating page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The [[Luna Struts]] won the Season 2 Championship, overcoming the [[Cape Town Heroes]] for their first Championship Win.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Season 2 Elections]] saw stats restructured across the entire league.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Seasons]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_3_Elections&amp;diff=513</id>
		<title>Season 3 Elections</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_3_Elections&amp;diff=513"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T06:58:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: creating page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Season 3 Elections resulted in the establishment of [[Bookkeepers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Teams that voted for the &#039;&#039;&#039;Forbidden Note&#039;&#039;&#039; Free Will received a player back from the [[Hall of Flame]], causing Returned players to receive a [[File:Moddebt.png|Debt - A reckoning cannot be postponed indefinitely.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Debt&#039;&#039;&#039;. The Forbidden Note also seemed to be painful to the [[Red Voice]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Players Returned from the Hall:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stevenson Owens]] to the [[Savannah Tuesdays]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Valentine Eberhardt]] to the [[Troy Warriors]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shaquille Jonbois]] to the [[Cape Town Heroes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Best Garcia]] to the [[Memphis Magicians]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wyatt Briggs]] to the [[Seville Barbers]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elections]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_2_Elections&amp;diff=512</id>
		<title>Season 2 Elections</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Season_2_Elections&amp;diff=512"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T06:50:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: Created page with &amp;quot;The &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Season 2 Elections&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; resulted in the Divine Spark, allowing Witnesses to grow based on their experiences.  The Batting Montage was awarded to the Cape Town Heroes, giving their player Bonk Dracaena the Bonk Stick - The legendary bonk stick. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Bonk Stick&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; and maximizing their Batting stat. The Pitching Montage was awarded to the Troy Warriors, giving their player Andrew Telephone the File:Modphone.png|Telephone...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Season 2 Elections&#039;&#039;&#039; resulted in the Divine Spark, allowing [[Witness|Witnesses]] to grow based on their experiences.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Batting Montage was awarded to the [[Cape Town Heroes]], giving their player [[Bonk Dracaena]] the [[File:Modbonk.png|Bonk Stick - The legendary bonk stick.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonk Stick&#039;&#039;&#039; and maximizing their Batting stat. The Pitching Montage was awarded to the [[Troy Warriors]], giving their player [[Andrew Telephone]] the [[File:Modphone.png|Telephone Telemetry - Ring ring! Who&#039;s there? Incredible pitching skill!]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Telephone Telemetry&#039;&#039;&#039; and maximizing their Pitching stat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Both Montages resulted in those players becoming the best non-Witness Batter and Pitcher in the league, thus causing Forced Pitcher Recuitment and Forced Batter Recruitment to activate, sending Dracaena to the [[Nunavut Dawns]] in exchange for [[Amos Ren]], and Telephone to the [[Dunwich Barbarians]] in exchange for [[Nicholas Nelson]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Elections]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Andrew_Telephone&amp;diff=511</id>
		<title>Andrew Telephone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Andrew_Telephone&amp;diff=511"/>
		<updated>2022-12-13T06:48:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 299}}&lt;br /&gt;
Andrew Telephone is a Narrative League Blaseball player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Telephone is also the owner of the [[File:Modphone.png|Telephone Telemetry - Ring ring! Who&#039;s there? Incredible pitching skill!]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Telephone Telemetry&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has been since the [[Season 2 Elections]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Team&amp;diff=510</id>
		<title>Template:Team</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Team&amp;diff=510"/>
		<updated>2022-12-07T21:28:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: Undo revision 509 by VentingNonsense (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;float:right; margin-left: 10px;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=2|{{{name}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|League:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{league}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Hometown:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{hometown}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Slogan:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{slogan}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Emoji:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{emoji}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Stadium:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{stadium_official}}} ({{{stadium_short}}})&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Uniform (Home):&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{uhm}}}/{{{uhs}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Uniform (Away):&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{uam}}}/{{{uas}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|colspan=2|[https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/?t={{{id}}} {{{name}}} on the NLB main site]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;[[Category:Teams]]&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Team&amp;diff=509</id>
		<title>Template:Team</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Team&amp;diff=509"/>
		<updated>2022-12-07T21:26:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: testing converting emoji to HTML entity&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;float:right; margin-left: 10px;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!colspan=2|{{{name}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|League:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{league}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Hometown:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{hometown}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Slogan:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{slogan}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Emoji:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{emoji}}};&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Stadium:&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{stadium_official}}} ({{{stadium_short}}})&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Uniform (Home):&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{uhm}}}/{{{uhs}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Uniform (Away):&lt;br /&gt;
|{{{uam}}}/{{{uas}}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|colspan=2|[https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/?t={{{id}}} {{{name}}} on the NLB main site]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;[[Category:Teams]]&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weather&amp;diff=508</id>
		<title>Weather</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weather&amp;diff=508"/>
		<updated>2022-12-07T00:43:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: explaining weather details&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Weather&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ambient condition of the field where any particular [https://blaseball.wiki/w/Blaseball Blaseball] game is played. First introduced in the [[Season 1 Elections]], there have been six weathers implemented in Narrative League Blaseball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Known Weather==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin:auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ Known Weather Conditions&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Icon !! Weather !! Effect(s) &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wcool.png]] || Cool || A cool breeze refreshes the players and fans. Some amount of assistants perform an activity.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Weclipse.png]] || Solar Eclipse || Rogue umpires attempt to incinerate players. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wfeedback.png]] || Feedback || Reality flickered in the feedback... Players swap among teams, unless one of the players is a [[Witness]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wmeat.png]] || Meat Shower || Meat&#039;s getting everywhere. It&#039;s kind of gross, unless the home team is the [[Wellington Beef]]. [[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] [[Witness|Witnesses]] are able to absorb life energy raining from the sky. Also can cause a new player to be engendered, adding a new player to a team&#039;s roster.&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wnight.png]] || Night || Allows players to clock in for a night shift, swapping them with a random player in the team&#039;s Shadows for the duration of the game. [[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] [[Witness|Witnesses]] can refuse, in which case the Shadows player hands over their favorite coffee, making the Witness more focused.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wnut.png]] || Nut Dust || A stray peanut rolls across the field. Usually, no one cares. Occasionally, a player accidentally swallows a peanut and has a reaction, which can either increase or decrease stats.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=507</id>
		<title>Bonk Dracaena</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=507"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T22:42:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: link to Grandstanding mod page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 60}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bonk Dracaena is a Narrative League Blaseball player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dracaena is also the owner of the [[File:Modbonk.png|Bonk Stick - The legendary bonk stick.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonk Stick&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has been since the Season 2 Election. Dracaena also has the [[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Grandstanding]]&#039;&#039;&#039; modification.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Fran_Twelve&amp;diff=506</id>
		<title>Fran Twelve</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Fran_Twelve&amp;diff=506"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T22:41:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: link to Grandstanding mod page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 329}}&lt;br /&gt;
Fran Twelve is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Twelve also has the [[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Grandstanding]]&#039;&#039;&#039; modification.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Grandstanding&amp;diff=505</id>
		<title>Grandstanding</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Grandstanding&amp;diff=505"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T22:40:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: Created page with &amp;quot;Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Grandstanding&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a modification. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;This player will hit better the more runners are on base.&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;  Category:Modifications&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Grandstanding&#039;&#039;&#039; is a modification. &#039;&#039;&#039;This player will hit better the more runners are on base.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Modifications]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Teams&amp;diff=504</id>
		<title>Category:Teams</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Teams&amp;diff=504"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T22:32:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: listing out every team by division&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;There are &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;probably&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 20 NLB teams.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin:auto;text-align:center;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Comedy Escalation !! Tragedy Escalation !! Tragedy Denouement !! Comedy Denouement&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Luna Struts]] || [[Bermuda Triangles]] || [[Savannah Tuesdays]] || [[Asgard Rainbows]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wyoming Scarecrows]] || [[R&#039;lyeh Architects]] || [[Troy Warriors]] || [[Abyss Anglers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wellington Beef]] || [[New Jersey Gardens]] || [[Cape Town Heroes]] || [[Long Island Long Cats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Dunwich Barbarians]] || [[Montgomery Swords]] || [[Memphis Magicians]] || [[Washington Direct Current]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Las Vegas Nights]] || [[Nunavut Dawns]] || [[Seville Barbers]] || [[Oklahoma Plains]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=503</id>
		<title>Wellington Beef</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=503"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:33:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: /* Lore */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wellington Beef&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;#x1F30F; are a Narrative League Blaseball team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Logo-beef.png|thumb|left|Wellington Beef logo, by [https://twitter.com/moliwogs @moliwogs]]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: team | 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear: both&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Lore==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Wellington Beef are located on the K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Athletic Field and Farmer&#039;s Market (colloquially known as the Butchery), where the majority of players signed to the team spend their downtime. The K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Farmer&#039;s Market is most well-known for its beef, which is ethically sourced from the nearby meat mines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fans of the team, referring to themselves as &amp;quot;filet minions&amp;quot;, are known to ask &amp;quot;where&#039;s the beef?&amp;quot; constantly, and chant &amp;quot;beef&amp;quot; menacingly. The Beef are the only team whose fans enjoy [[File:Wmeat.png|24px|Meat Shower]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Weather|Meat Shower]]&#039;&#039;&#039; weather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Players==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See [[:Category:Wellington Beef Players|Wellington Beef Players]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=502</id>
		<title>Wellington Beef</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=502"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:29:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: fan lore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wellington Beef&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;#x1F30F; are a Narrative League Blaseball team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Logo-beef.png|thumb|left|Wellington Beef logo, by [https://twitter.com/moliwogs @moliwogs]]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: team | 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear: both&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Lore==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Wellington Beef are located on the K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Athletic Field and Farmer&#039;s Market (colloquially known as the Butchery), where the majority of players signed to the team spend their downtime. The K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Farmer&#039;s Market is most well-known for its beef, which is ethically sourced from the nearby meat mines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fans of the team, referring to themselves as &amp;quot;filet minions&amp;quot;, are known to ask &amp;quot;where the beef [is]&amp;quot; constantly, and chant &amp;quot;beef&amp;quot; menacingly. The Beef are the only team whose fans enjoy [[File:Wmeat.png|24px|Meat Shower]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Weather|Meat Shower]]&#039;&#039;&#039; weather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Players==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See [[:Category:Wellington Beef Players|Wellington Beef Players]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=501</id>
		<title>Eizabeth Meng</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=501"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:23:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: add to Witnesses category&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 333}} &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Eizabeth Meng&#039;&#039;&#039; is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meng is also the [[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Witness]]&#039;&#039;&#039; for the team, and has been since the [[Season 1 Elections]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Witnesses]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Witness&amp;diff=500</id>
		<title>Witness</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Witness&amp;diff=500"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:19:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: added list of all Witnesses&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Witness&#039;&#039;&#039; is a modification awarded to certain players, after the [[Season 1 Elections]]. Every team has exactly 1 Witness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Witnesses may not be moved from their teams, through blessings, Feedback, Solar Eclipse or any other method. Witnesses may not enter Shadows. &#039;&#039;&#039;The vigil may not be obstructed.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the Divine Spark decree from the [[Season 2 Elections]], Witnesses grow based on their experiences. In other words, certain events cause Witnesses to gain permanent stat boosts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==List of Witnesses==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asgard Rainbows]] - [[Pug Wheeler]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Luna Struts]] - [[Travis Wheeler]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Savannah Tuesdays]] - [[Cannonball Rosa]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bermuda Triangles]] - [[Elvis Trololol]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wyoming Scarecrows]] - [[Baldwin Underbuck]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abyss Anglers]] - [[Lydia Durandal]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Long Island Long Cats]] - [[Kevin Plums]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[R&#039;lyeh Architects]] - [[Wall Prestige]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Troy Warriors]] - [[McBaseball Freeman]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Washington Direct Current]] - [[Glabe Novak]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wellington Beef]] - [[Eizabeth Meng]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dunwich Barbarians]] - [[Gerund Cain]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cape Town Heroes]] - [[Gunther Crueller]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Oklahoma Plains]] - [[Quack Duffy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[New Jersey Gardens]] - [[Andrew Monstera]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Montgomery Swords]] - [[Knight Turnip]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Las Vegas Nights]] - [[Erin Benedicte]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Memphis Magicians]] - [[Betsy Mccall]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nunavut Dawns]] - [[Michelle Merritt]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Seville Barbers]] - [[Rush Scorpler]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Modifications]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Witness&amp;diff=499</id>
		<title>Witness</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Witness&amp;diff=499"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:12:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: fixing icon with caption text&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Witness&#039;&#039;&#039; is a modification awarded to certain players, after the [[Season 1 Elections]]. Every team has exactly 1 Witness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Witnesses may not be moved from their teams, through blessings, Feedback, Solar Eclipse or any other method. Witnesses may not enter Shadows. &#039;&#039;&#039;The vigil may not be obstructed.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the Divine Spark decree from the [[Season 2 Elections]], Witnesses grow based on their experiences. In other words, certain events cause Witnesses to gain permanent stat boosts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Modifications]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=498</id>
		<title>Eizabeth Meng</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=498"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:11:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: link to pages&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 333}} &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Eizabeth Meng&#039;&#039;&#039; is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meng is also the [[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Witness]]&#039;&#039;&#039; for the team, and has been since the [[Season 1 Elections]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Witness&amp;diff=497</id>
		<title>Witness</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Witness&amp;diff=497"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:08:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: adding icon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Modwitness.png]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Witness&#039;&#039;&#039; is a modification awarded to certain players, after the [[Season 1 Elections]]. Every team has exactly 1 Witness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Witnesses may not be moved from their teams, through blessings, Feedback, Solar Eclipse or any other method. Witnesses may not enter Shadows. &#039;&#039;&#039;The vigil may not be obstructed.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the Divine Spark decree from the [[Season 2 Elections]], Witnesses grow based on their experiences. In other words, certain events cause Witnesses to gain permanent stat boosts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Modifications]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weather&amp;diff=496</id>
		<title>Weather</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weather&amp;diff=496"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T21:07:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: page creation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Weather&#039;&#039;&#039; is the ambient condition of the field where any particular [https://blaseball.wiki/w/Blaseball Blaseball] game is played. First introduced in the [[Season 1 Elections]], there have been six weathers implemented in Narrative League Blaseball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Known Weather==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;margin:auto;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ Known Weather Conditions&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Icon !! Weather !! Effect(s) !&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wcool.png]] || Cool || A cool breeze refreshes the players and fans. Some amount of assistants perform an activity.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Weclipse.png]] || Solar Eclipse || ??&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wfeedback.png]] || Feedback || Reality flickered in the feedback... Players swap among teams, unless one of the players is a [[Witness]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wmeat.png]] || Meat Shower || ??&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wnight.png]] || Night || ??&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Wnut.png]] || Nut Dust || ??&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wnut.png&amp;diff=495</id>
		<title>File:Wnut.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wnut.png&amp;diff=495"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:52:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Nut Dust weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Nut Dust weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wnight.png&amp;diff=494</id>
		<title>File:Wnight.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wnight.png&amp;diff=494"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:52:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Night weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Night weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wmeat.png&amp;diff=493</id>
		<title>File:Wmeat.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wmeat.png&amp;diff=493"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:51:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Meat Shower weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Meat Shower weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wfeedback.png&amp;diff=492</id>
		<title>File:Wfeedback.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wfeedback.png&amp;diff=492"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:51:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Feedback weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Feedback weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Weclipse.png&amp;diff=491</id>
		<title>File:Weclipse.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Weclipse.png&amp;diff=491"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:50:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Eclipse weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Eclipse weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wcool.png&amp;diff=490</id>
		<title>File:Wcool.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Wcool.png&amp;diff=490"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:50:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Cool weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Cool weather icon as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=489</id>
		<title>Bonk Dracaena</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=489"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:09:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: forgot to put the name of the mod&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 60}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bonk Dracaena is a Narrative League Blaseball player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dracaena is also the owner of the [[File:Modbonk.png|Bonk Stick - The legendary bonk stick.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonk Stick&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has been since the Season 2 Election. Dracaena also has the [[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Grandstanding&#039;&#039;&#039; modification.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=488</id>
		<title>Bonk Dracaena</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonk_Dracaena&amp;diff=488"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:09:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: Bonk Stick and Grandstanding&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 60}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bonk Dracaena is a Narrative League Blaseball player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dracaena is also the owner of the [[File:Modbonk.png|Bonk Stick - The legendary bonk stick.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bonk Stick&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has been since the Season 2 Election. Dracaena also has the [[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] modification.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Andrew_Telephone&amp;diff=487</id>
		<title>Andrew Telephone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Andrew_Telephone&amp;diff=487"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:07:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: Telephone Telemetry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 299}}&lt;br /&gt;
Andrew Telephone is a Narrative League Blaseball player.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Telephone is also the owner of the [[File:Modphone.png|Telephone Telemetry - Ring ring! Who&#039;s there? Incredible pitching skill!]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Telephone Telemetry&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has been since the Season 2 Election.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modphone.png&amp;diff=486</id>
		<title>File:Modphone.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modphone.png&amp;diff=486"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:04:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Telephone Telemetry modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Telephone Telemetry modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modbonk.png&amp;diff=485</id>
		<title>File:Modbonk.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modbonk.png&amp;diff=485"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:04:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Bonk Stick modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Bonk Stick modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Moddebt.png&amp;diff=484</id>
		<title>File:Moddebt.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Moddebt.png&amp;diff=484"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T20:01:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Debt modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Debt modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=483</id>
		<title>Wellington Beef</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=483"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T19:55:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: adding emoji to the team page. feel free to revert if it looks bad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wellington Beef&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;amp;#x1F30F; is a Narrative League Blaseball team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Logo-beef.png|thumb|left|Wellington Beef logo, by [https://twitter.com/moliwogs @moliwogs]]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: team | 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear: both&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Lore==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Wellington Beef are located on the K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Athletic Field and Farmer&#039;s Market (colloquially known as the Butchery), where the majority of players signed to the team spend their downtime. The K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Farmer&#039;s Market is most well-known for its beef, which is ethically sourced from the nearby meat mines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Players==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See [[:Category:Wellington Beef Players|Wellington Beef Players]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=482</id>
		<title>Eizabeth Meng</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=482"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T19:51:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 333}} &lt;br /&gt;
Eizabeth Meng is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meng is also the [[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Witness&#039;&#039;&#039; for the team, and has been since the Season 1 Election.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Moddeceased.png&amp;diff=481</id>
		<title>File:Moddeceased.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Moddeceased.png&amp;diff=481"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T19:46:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Deceased modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Deceased modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Fran_Twelve&amp;diff=480</id>
		<title>Fran Twelve</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Fran_Twelve&amp;diff=480"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T18:30:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 329}}&lt;br /&gt;
Fran Twelve is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Twelve also has the [[File:Modgrand.png|Grandstanding - This player will hit better the more runners are on base.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Grandstanding&#039;&#039;&#039; modification.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=479</id>
		<title>Eizabeth Meng</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eizabeth_Meng&amp;diff=479"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T18:28:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{#nlb: player | 333}} &lt;br /&gt;
Eizabeth Meng is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meng is also the [[File:Modwitness.png|Witness - The vigil cannot be obstructed.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Witness&#039;&#039;&#039; for the team.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modgrand.png&amp;diff=478</id>
		<title>File:Modgrand.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modgrand.png&amp;diff=478"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T18:20:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Grandstanding modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Grandstanding modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modwitness.png&amp;diff=477</id>
		<title>File:Modwitness.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Modwitness.png&amp;diff=477"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T18:20:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: The Witness modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Witness modification as seen on-site. Uploaded for wiki purposes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ortiz_Scott&amp;diff=476</id>
		<title>Ortiz Scott</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ortiz_Scott&amp;diff=476"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T18:15:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Ortiz Scott is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]], and formerly playing for the [[Las Vegas Nights]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: player | 97}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hewitt_Buckley&amp;diff=475</id>
		<title>Hewitt Buckley</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hewitt_Buckley&amp;diff=475"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T18:14:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: adding team information&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hewitt Buckley is a Narrative League Blaseball player, currently playing for the [[Wellington Beef]], and formerly playing for the [[Las Vegas Nights]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: player | 92}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=474</id>
		<title>Wellington Beef</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=474"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T17:50:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: beef logo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Wellington Beef is a Narrative League Blaseball team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Logo-beef.png|thumb|left|Wellington Beef logo, by [https://twitter.com/moliwogs @moliwogs]]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: team | 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear: both&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Lore==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Wellington Beef are located on the K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Athletic Field and Farmer&#039;s Market (colloquially known as the Butchery), where the majority of players signed to the team spend their downtime. The K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Farmer&#039;s Market is most well-known for its beef, which is ethically sourced from the nearby meat mines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Players==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See [[:Category:Wellington Beef Players|Wellington Beef Players]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Logo-beef.png&amp;diff=473</id>
		<title>File:Logo-beef.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Logo-beef.png&amp;diff=473"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T17:42:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: Logo for the Wellington Beef, by @moliwogs on Twitter. Uploaded &amp;amp; used with permission for Narrative League Blaseball purposes only.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Logo for the Wellington Beef, by @moliwogs on Twitter. Uploaded &amp;amp; used with permission for Narrative League Blaseball purposes only.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Wellington_Beef_Players&amp;diff=472</id>
		<title>Category:Wellington Beef Players</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Wellington_Beef_Players&amp;diff=472"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T17:39:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: beef players&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The [[Wellington Beef]] roster currently consists of:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lineup ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hewitt Buckley]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ortiz Scott]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adalberto Santiago]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Engine Hess]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Murphy O&#039;Brian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fran Twelve]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[King Sokol]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Caleb Doyle]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rotation ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eizabeth Meng]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Avila Beyonce]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Halexandrey Pacheco]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jake Logan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bambi Suzuki]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shadows ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Esme Guzman]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adrian Whitney]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[York Mathews]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Adkins Doyle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bryanayah Peterson]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=471</id>
		<title>Wellington Beef</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wellington_Beef&amp;diff=471"/>
		<updated>2022-12-06T17:34:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: beef lore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Wellington Beef is a Narrative League Blaseball team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{#nlb: team | 11}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Lore==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Wellington Beef are located on the K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Athletic Field and Farmer&#039;s Market (colloquially known as the Butchery), where the majority of players signed to the team spend their downtime. The K&amp;amp;amacr;piti Coast Farmer&#039;s Market is most well-known for its beef, which is ethically sourced from the nearby meat mines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Players==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See [[:Category:Wellington Beef Players|Wellington Beef Players]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:VentingNonsense&amp;diff=455</id>
		<title>User:VentingNonsense</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://blaseball.fomalhautx.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:VentingNonsense&amp;diff=455"/>
		<updated>2022-08-07T19:17:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VentingNonsense: beef&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;beef&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VentingNonsense</name></author>
	</entry>
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